Counseler Steve is the leader of the Tardicaca Camp Counselers who work with the Tardicaca Campers to give them the best summer possible. He tries to be encouraging to the campers and make sure everyone's included, striving for a positive environment, but Counselor Steve can't see through Nathan and Mimsy's blatant deception.
- "Canoes are fun, aren't they?" (Crippled Summer)
- "We need a nice, clean towel here at summer camp. We don't need a towel that shoots heroin and has sex for money!" (Crippled Summer)
- "All right, kids, you know what time of year this is? That's right, it's autumn! And that means our fundraising for next year's summer camp is in full gear." (Handicar)
A photograph from Lake Tardicaca with multiple students and a few counselors is shown in the school's Hall of Honor next to the Metrosexual Club photograph.