|Voiced by||April Stewart|
|First Appearance||Poor and Stupid|
Danica Patrick is a NASCAR driver and the most successful woman in American racing. At the first NASCAR press conference featuring Eric Cartman she asks if they can stick to racing questions. He later hits her car and runs her over brutally.
- "Can we just, get back to the subject of racing, please?" (Poor and Stupid)
- "The fuck are you doing?!" (Poor and Stupid)
- Poor and Stupid (s14e08)