The lead mortician at the South Park Morgue, he is one of the first people to be bitten by the zombified Kenny McCormick and ergo to begin the spread of "pink eye" among South Park's townspeople. His body was destroyed in the ensuing fight with the boys and Chef and thus was not one of those resurrected afterward Kenny died and it's effects reversed.
- "You know, I think death is least funny when it happens to a child." (Pinkeye)
- Pinkeye (s01e07)