|Voiced by||Matt Stone|
|First Appearance||The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers|
|Last Appearance||Titties and Dragons|
A noble, selfless paladin - or Jew, depending who you ask - Paladin Kyle was selected to be a member of the Fellowship to protect the One Tape to the Two Towers Video Store, along with Ranger Stan Marshwalker and the future Grand Wizard King. They accomplished their goal, and re-banded later to acquire their game system of choice... the Paladin became co-leader of the Xbox One's Force, along with the Wizard King, but eventually joined Ranger Stan's betrayal. After the eventual victory of the Xbox One, Paladin Kyle disappeared, just as the High Jew Elf King rose to power...
- The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers (s06e13; debut)
- Black Friday (s17e07)
- A Song of Ass and Fire (s17e08)
- Titties and Dragons (s17e09)
- Although South Park: The Stick of Truth was already in production when the Black Friday trilogy was made, Kyle maintains a cleaned-up version of his Paladin outfit from "The Return of the Fellowship of the Ring to the Two Towers".